Spontaneous Happenings in Tangerang

Not known for its open mindedness, the Orang Tangerangs had a dilemma, give in to their deepest desires or go on the rampage.

Yup, you gessed right, rampage it was as the Public Order Agency ripped down over 500 illegal billboards promoting penis enlargement aids.

"We have to maintain cleanliness, beauty and order. This is also a way to express our commitment to educate on moral standards," Syanora, head of an unknown public order agency said, adding that no such advertisement deserved a place in public.
Most of the illegal billboards were presented in eye-catching colors and were installed strategically on the sides of streets, including on electricity poles and trees in clear view of cars and pedestrians.

(Tsk, Tsk, it is a well known fact that adverts should be hidden from view and should be very difficult for people never mind cars to read them. Unfortunately no-one has been able to get one of these adds and scan it, I would have liked to have posted that one )

One of the removed billboard read "Spontan Besarkan-Panjangkan Alat Vital" (spontaneously enlarge and prolong your vital organ). The advertisers displayed their contact numbers on the billboards.

(I love that, “spontaneously”, I have strange visions here, like “stand back, this is bigger than both of us” and men walking nonchalantly down the supermarket aisles, only to be hit with a sudden nether region enlargement)

Residents who witnessed the removal supported the officers' action. "We back up the administration's assertive stance because the billboards have spoiled the city's appearance," Nasrudin, a resident of Cikokol said while pumping away with the Chartham Method accessories he purchased that morning…




Tangerang, great place to live!