Saturday 25 February 2006

Escape from 5+1

After the raid on the 5+1, all the girls were arrested and taken for re-education, however, one lucky customer escaped. Anyone know him?

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Some things never change

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Jakarta Skyline

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Jakarta Skyline

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Jalan Thamrin - Old

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Jakarta - Old & New

Jalan Thamrin - New

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Jakarta - Old & New

The Old Rush Hour

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Jakarta - Old & New

The New Rush Hour

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Jakarta - Old & new

Old Glodok

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Jakarta - Old & New

New Glodok

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Ah - Nearly forgot the WURLD CUP

Says it all really - who cares if we urnae there! Still got three great teams to support!

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Only in Dubai

Thanks to DSSA for this one, living in Dubai for as long as I did I can believe this one....

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Scottish Technology

Thanks to DSSA - I need wan o' them fingies for my Alexander Bruthers and Moira Anderston

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Market Day - Old & New

Only the cars have changed

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Pancoran before Toll Roads

Pancoran - Does not look like this now

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Rat Rat


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Jakarta Reggae


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Been kind of lazy for a week or two

Blogger has ben pissing me about and there is a lot of stuff which never got posted. Although it sucks, it's better than nothing.

On the flip side, went to the A1 Racing in Sentul with Team Kemang, went to Hogfest 2006 (a Charity do organised by men on bikes with big belt buckles and presumably small willies) and learned how to post music onto the webste.

I refuse to post Bary Manilow (you know what I mean DSSA-I see you peeking at the site from work) however, you need a real quick connection (Dedicated or ADSL) to get the flippin' thing to work properly.

The tunes are mine, some samples are used, some real playing and mostly computer mixed. (If its good enough for the Rolling Stones its good enough for me).

Ah well, better get back on and post some more.......

Bukkake in a Bottle

A yes, and lest we forget our Japanese friends, Bukkake in a bottle, no instructions required. (If you dont know what Bukkake is, search the web, keep a bucket handy for vomiting afterwards)

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Fat Pills

Chillin' out on a Bali Beach, poor bugger, don't see anything to smile about here.

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Street Lights & Balconies

South Jakarta's Planning Department get it 100% right again.......

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Johns for the 3rd Gender

You know that you are in Thailand when the signs for the toilet go like this......

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Friday 24 February 2006

Music what I made.....

Finally, I think I have managed to upload some of my own music.

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Friday 10 February 2006

Fly Garuda

We take more care of you!

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Mair Effin' Potholes

The finale to an earlier post...

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Them Japs Again

Carpal tunnel syndrome has become a scourge among today's active and computer literate population. Men, especially, are becoming afflicted with this serious health problem. To help stamp out carpal tunnel syndrome, new mouse pads have been devised to assist men in their computer operations. Ergonomically improved mouse pads to support the wrists such as these will enable men to avoid the pain and suffering associated with this serious health concern.


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Sunday 5 February 2006

Scary when you see a picture of yourself at age 17

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Nike unveil new Sponsorship signings

Nike signed 18-year old basketball phenom Lebron James to a seven-year, $90 million endorsement contract on Wednesday. The company followed the James win hours later by inking Santoso Praman, an 8-year old Indonesian boy, to a $9 per year contract to work at its sweatshop outside of Jakarta.

Bringing in both Lebron and Santoso to the Nike family on the same day is an enormous achievement for us, said Jack Salader, a Nike spokesman. It is only through the sacrifice of Santoso and thousands of others like him that we are able to afford a marquee talent like Lebron James.

James will likely play for the Cleveland Cavaliers, who secured the rights to the No. 1 pick on Thursday. Praman will likely work 12-hour shifts in the Nike factorys boiler room, which is short of employees after a spate of recent on-the-job injuries.

Despite Nikes excitement over Pramans hiring, the boy will likely be the last sweatshop hire the company makes for several months.

We signed both Lebron and Carmelo Anthony to very expensive deals this week, Salader said, so we cant be putting any more money into labor costs at our manufacturing facilities.

Nike will cover the costs of its recent endorsement spends by freezing sweatshop wage increases, increasing work day hours to 12 and work weeks to seven days, and taking deductions out of workers paychecks for uniforms and other work supplies.

Im extremely happy to join Lebron James as a member of the Nike family, said Praman. It was either this or panhandling.


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Bangkok has the floating market, Jakarta has the floating sewer! The smell here was riper than a pair of my old kecks after two curries and fifteen pints of Bintang had ripped through them.

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It's true, The Java Bull (Kabau) seen here just south of Bekasi on the way to Bandung with three effin' legs,Brilliant!

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Doug & Trev unveiled their new fridge at DT's, Looks good to me!

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And um er, it fookin pissed doon again!

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Went House hunting today, found a nice little proprty which may be in my price bracket...poor bastards, this is everything they have on a wage of US$ 100 per month. Shame on us....

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Saturday 4 February 2006

One of them "Must Post" articles, Love it! This is for all of you Toad Lickers...

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Bored, here's a game for all the family, only in DT's....

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Tourettes John recently joined the Kemang Health Club. Despite all of his regular exercise he still felt the need to work out.

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Believe it or not, this is Kemang Raya before DT's was built

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Cant bear to be apart from each other, mair innovative thining from DT's, His & Hers.........

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With the addition of Curry on the menu, DT's hosts, Doug & Trevor once again consider the customers comfort as being off paramount importance!

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The latest in fresh juice machines from Blok M - Jakarta

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Only in Thailand - Says it all really.....

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I knew I had a warped sense of humour, however, I noticed a surfer from California entered the web page via a link from MSN Search-Gerbils with Snorkel? WTF

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