Friday 22 February 2008

Other places I visit! (Dont ask me why)

Among the comments posted recently, a certain Treespotter was peeved as he was not mentioned in the essay on Biofuels. There was a very good reason for this, I really do not know where to begin with this guy.

Tree, likes to tell it all, warts and all, his highs and lows are printed, his loves, his travels, he thankfully stops short off descriptive essays on his seminal fluids but I'm sure he'll get around to that.

Oigal at Greenstump has him linked as "Places that make you MMMMM..Say What??" and I am unsure as to how I would categorize him.....

This image was promted by a comment he made about all Expat Bloggers within Indonesia being Penguins, thankfully this was one of the "cleaner" images that could have been submitted

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The Da Vinci Penguin on Acid

Make your own mind up. Here....

Treespotter

Dont post if you're not like me!

Recently in the Jakarta Post a letter was printed which made me shiver in a kind of “I hope I never meet this fuckwit on a dark night” kind of manner.

Apparently, a Christian (Horror of Horrors) Foreigner (even worse) decided to post a letter (Sorry, never saw the original but it must have been a good one ) which irked this idiot so much he decided to put pen to paper.

Here is the Letter

“This refers to the letter published in The Jakarta Post on Feb. 13, which was sent in by XXXX

It was his point of view that reflects his Catholic teachings, but he must be very clear that Muslims have their own way of practicing and respecting religion which Islam has taught them, so we don't need advice from a Catholic on what to do and how we (Muslims) should react to these kinds of matters.”

I presume he was not referring to reactions like those seen in this little beauty!



So on he continues….

“Indonesia is a Muslim dominant country and The Jakarta Post should not encourage people like XXXX who have nothing to do with this country and with our community. Please, don't create tension between communities by printing this kind of stuff which humiliates anybody or religion.”

Emm, Err, hold on a minute, The Jakarta Post takes care in ensuring that nothing argumentative or divisive is posted, wonder what XXXX posted that got this idiot all wound up….

And finally, the “veiled threat” ……

“These kinds of matters are not negotiable at any cost. I hereby advise and suggest you take notice of this and stop publishing this kind of material sent by someone who is not important to us Indonesians (Muslims).”

Almost makes me want to send a letter, which off course will not be printed. I have a note of this fuckwits name and will keep an eager eye out for any updates as I think he may be one to watch!

Of Coathangers and Edicts (and huge heads)

Indonesia is plagued with moral issues; given the number of differing religions it is not surprising that common ground to suit everyone is very rare. An issue throughout the world is abortion and here, as always, it raises some very tough questions.

Abortion is “mostly illegal” with the exception for some medical situations where it is considered acceptable to save a mothers life. Despite this situation there are (as is the case throughout the world) many unmarried women who fall pregnant (personally I always wondered how you “fall” pregnant, I’ve never tried it in that position before) and go for illegal abortions, not always with trained medical staff often using traditional herbal remedies and vigorous massage. (Read coathangers and unspecified medicines)

They do not have access to this professional treatment as I already mentioned abortion is only permitted to save a mother’s life. If found to have terminated an unwanted pregnancy, the doctors doctor can face up to 15 years in prison, while if caught the woman wanting a termination could be jailed for up to 4 years.

There have been recent reports of failed abortion cases where the fetus could not be terminated successfully and survived within the uterus. These babies were later born with mental and physical disabilities like hydrocephalus (a condition causing spinal fluid to swell patients brain as seen below with a child in care) and subsequently these children were abandoned with orphanages having to deal with the aftermath.

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According to the Majelis Ulama Indonesia (MUI) — the ultimate clerical body in Indonesia — rape victims are permitted to have an abortion up to the 40th day of the pregnancy. But, women who have become pregnant married or otherwise are not. The poor unwed Kampung Chick who gets “wham bam thank you mammed” is in trouble, deep, deep trouble and the MUI have ensured that she stays that way.

The blame lies squarely on ignorance. Facts about sex and contraceptive methods are not taught openly here, but, when you add the rigid social standards, traditions and the MUI’s opinions, it is not difficult to figure out who is responsible for these thousands of abortions carried out in poorly equipped conditions each year.

At the risk of offending the pro-lifers, I’d say that Indonesia needs to take a harder look at what is going on, or alternatively, allow the morning after pill to be sold at an affordable price to avoid all these “innocent complications”.

Tuesday 19 February 2008

A Forced Break in Service

It's 6am here in cloudy Jakarta and I'm getting ready for a 10 day trip to Beijing and Sichuan province in China.

China has this thing about "blogspot.com" and I will not be able to access it....

Unless someone knows of a good proxy server...If you do, post the IP address in the comments and I'll try to fool the Chinese Internet Cops!

Later

Sunday 17 February 2008

As an aside....

I have noticed recently people actually posting comments which is a good thing, I try to respond if required within a day.

However, I posted a comment on Greenstumps Blog the other day as there has been some controversy here in Indonesia regarding Anonymity in Blogging.

Oigal, bless him responded on his blog with this endorsement.

"Dilli, Thanks! For me, reading your post is a bit like smoking cigars in the lounge bar..I know I shouldn't do it as it against good taste, but I enjoy it. Call one of lifes guilty pleasures if you will."


You can see more of what he has to say at Greenstump which is linked to the left. (PS, he does not hold back, most unlike (sic) any Australian I have met.)

Wednesday 13 February 2008

A Needle In A Haystack?

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I read in the news last week that the Surabaya Police were searching for at least 780 people, including children, believed to have been the victims of human trafficking.

Call me stupid, but, how can you move that many people around without attracting at least some attention to yourself?

The whole exercise was sparked off after a woman managed to escape for one off two buildings where she and the other 780 people had been held captive in Surabaya.
Surabaya is the second largest city in Indonesia, after Jakarta with almost 3 million inhabitants. The city is highly urbanized, due to the many industries located in the city, and as a result, there is also a large slum area. It stands to reason that an activity of this scale would not go unnoticed. Me, I cannot even arrive home pissed without the whole street knowing about it, even less try to smuggle a bird back to the house.

Here’s the worst bit.

“The search was begun following the police's failure to make an arrest in a raid on two buildings believed to have been used to house the victims here Wednesday.
The police investigated the buildings after receiving a report from a victim who managed to escape last Monday night after reportedly being held with other victims in the buildings for many days.

The victim said that she and hundreds of other victims, including underage women, were held in the two buildings on Jl. Tidar in the city. The two buildings belong to two private companies identified as PT JKS and PT GS, which have permits to send migrant workers abroad.”


Correct me if I am wrong here. The cops knew about this, they know the culprits, they know the location and they know there are “ hundreds” of women being held against their will. Seems pretty straightforward that something had to be done and, well err yes it was!

Someone leaked the information about a police raid in time for PT JKS and PT GS to organize buses (I reckon about 20 buses would be needed, 40 people each bus) or alternatively to march the hundreds of women through the streets of Surabaya to safety.

Again, how do you do this without attracting some attention?

Another instance of something going horribly wrong in this country where the authorities can blatantly do what they please, when they please and in this case to whom they please.

I will keep an eye out for any updates so I can find out what happened to these women, but, hey, it’s Indonesia, don’t hold your breath!

When the oil runs out and the plantations run dry

One of my favourite Bloggers in Jakarta is linked below, also tagged on my "Favourite Link" on the sidebar

Jakartass


He recently requested a number of writers to contribute to an idea where essays would be published on various issues within Indonesia during February with each contributer taking their own views and "Thinking Outside the Box" The site is listed below.

Thinking Outside the Box


I recommend reading the three essays already published (not only because one of them is mine) there are some interesting views and solutions to what we currently take for granted.... I've got pictures to accompany this article which I shall uplad later on today!

When the oil runs out and the plantations run dry

We live in a “Back to the Future” era where most of what powers our daily lives is in essence “Time Travel”. Exploiting the compressed remains from prehistory - the constant rain of plankton onto the ocean floor and the settlement of vegetation in anoxic swamps during the Carboniferous period - we are mining and extracting our distant past for acceleration in our present.

Our future, if we proceed as we do now, depends on the presumption that the past is not expendable.

The common view from the Energy Majors is that that this situation can be extended by opening new oil fields and by using unconventional oil (for example, oil extracted from tar sands). But these may cause environmental disasters of their own. Around half the new discoveries the oil companies expect over the next 25 years will take place in the Arctic or in the very deep sea (between 2000 and 4000 metres).

In either case, a major oil spill, in such slow and fragile ecosystems, would be catastrophic. Mining unconventional oil, such as the tar sands in Canada, produces far more carbon dioxide than drilling for ordinary petroleum. It also uses and pollutes great volumes of freshwater, and wrecks thousands of acres of pristine land.

The idea that we can simply replace this fossil legacy and the extraordinary power densities it gives us, with ambient energy is the stuff of science fiction. There is simply no substitute for cutting back.

Alternative energy supplies are always in discussion, the most common option within the world forum is the “Biodiesel Saviour”. Although proven technology, the use of biodiesel in the west will do nothing for South East Asia except make a few wallets very much fatter.

In promoting biodiesel, as the European Union, the British and US governments and thousands of environmental campaigners do, you might imagine that you are creating a market for old chip fat, or rapeseed oil, or oil from algae grown in desert ponds. In reality you are creating a market for the most destructive crop on earth.

Figures obtained last year in the UK by the activist group Road Block show that for the widening of the M1 alone the government will pay £3.6 billion, more than it is spending on its entire climate change programme. Instead of attempting to reduce demand, it is trying to alter supply. It is prepared to sacrifice the South East Asian rainforests in order to be seen to do something, and to allow western motorists to feel better about themselves.

Before oil palms -- which are in relation to the original vegetation, diminutive and bush-like - are planted, the vast canopies, containing a much greater store of carbon, must be felled and burned. With the incentive to plant more, the drier lands are already inundated with these straight lines of oil palm and the plantations are now moving into the swamp forests.

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These swamplands grow on peat. When they’ve cut the trees, the planters need to drain the ground. As the peat dries it oxidises, releasing even more carbon dioxide than the trees. In terms of its impact on both the local and global environments, palm biodiesel is more destructive than crude oil from anywhere in the world.

Almost all the remaining Indonesian forests are at risk. Even the Tanjung Puting National Park in Kalimantan is being illegally ripped apart by oil planters. Throughout the nation animals are suffering!

The orang-utan is likely to become extinct in the wild, Sumatran rhinos, tigers, gibbons, tapirs, proboscis monkeys and thousands of other species could go the same way. Thousands of indigenous people have been evicted from their lands, and in some cases, it has been rumoured that Indonesians have been tortured when they tried to resist. The forest fires that every so often smother the region in smog are mostly started by palm growers. The entire region is being turned into a gigantic vegetable oil field.

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Plantations are also "biological deserts". Because they are of one species they will by definition exclude the rich and diverse flora and fauna that lived on the site before the plantation was planted.

Plantations thus challenge the laws of nature.

More rationally a large concentration of one species will provide a food source for an insect predator that the same species scattered through a forest would not. This will allow the predator to escalate in numbers to an extent that it will devastate the plantation species and then after the plantation species is consumed, inflict severe collateral damage on any adjacent forest species because of high populations of starving insects.

The only control over the insect population would be of a chemical nature. This may prevent the scenario described above, but, will cause damage as the toxins such as pesticides, herbicides and fungicides, leach into the water system and poison the environment.

Thus, two environmental impacts are taking place one in the short term, before the plantation is established, and the second in the long term, an attrition over many hundreds of years that will leave Indonesia with nothing for the future.

As mentioned above, monocultures are more susceptible to pests and diseases: plantations risk poor health due to environmental stress from soil nutrient decline; climate change and an increase in UVB light; soil nutrients are being lost; forestry machinery causes sedimentation in waterways and subsequent damage to aquatic life; and perhaps, more importantly, many bird species and animal species are absent from plantations, and given the drive for Biodiesel may have nowhere to run, swing, slither or fly to for their future.

Re-thinking our planting, avoiding plantations and creating a new bio-diversity appears to be the only rational action!

If this approach were followed, Asia’s new forests would, besides preventing floods and landslides, soak up carbon dioxide. But they are less diverse than those still disappearing. Some are plantations of eucalyptus for papermaking, or other fast-growing species such as poplar, used for building materials. Others are fruit orchards. Nevertheless, even in plantation forests, if managed in an environmentally sound manner, nature subversively reinvades and populates them with a variety of other species.

In some places - Thailand is one example - there are projects to restore something pretty close to the original, diverse tropical forest. Nature does this by itself if left undisturbed. But conservationists are lending a helping hand by planting fast-growing “pioneer” tree species which provide a high canopy of foliage. This in turn speeds the regeneration of the original moist forest. If this were to take place, not only will Asia-Pacific’s forest area begin to regrow, but after centuries of shrinking there are even grounds for hope that some of its rich diversity can be re-created.

Within Indonesia, as you fly above almost all off Sumatra and Kalimantan today, the tranquillity that you seem to see below is in fact hundreds of thousands of square acres of straight lines comprising oil palm trees to satisfy biodiesel demand. The atmosphere above what used to be pristine rainforest is becoming more like the streets of Jakarta with these clouds of ash also drifting throughout South East Asia and polluting other nations into the bargain.

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As with all peoples in the world, Indonesians need to make money, however, after many years of corruption at both major and minor levels, the mechanics of normal business routine and the wheels of commerce have been so badly tarnished that without some form of grease they will seize and nothing will happen at all.

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This grease has prevented the formation of any kind of sustainable resource group as the brown envelopes are bigger carrots to businessmen and officials than the threatened snarl from public bodies trying to change both the mind set of the perpetrators and save a huge natural resource at the same time.

Two years ago, on my way to meetings within the heart of Riau Province, the landscape turned almost desert like. Yes there were oil palm trees, laid out like parade soldiers, however, there was an arid quality to the road and forest behind; dust clouds blew, smoke permeated everywhere and the few last arboreal giants stood naked, without leaves, merely waiting, towering above the non native palms to fall to their graves, because in truth they were already dead, and worse, unlikely to ever return.

Late last year, on the same road, I was shocked to discover how bad things actually were, scenes from Mordor in “Lord of the Rings” seemed tame compared to the devastation that continues throughout this area, and presumably, throughout the rest off the country.

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If the Indonesians cannot see what is happening, or worse, are not aware that their children will only have memories of these once great jungles, I do indeed shed a tear for them, however, I cannot forgive them as what they are taking from the world is not theirs to take.

The only question worth asking is what we intend to do about it.

There might be a miracle cure. Photosynthetic energy, supercritical geothermal fluid drilling (such as the “hot rocks” project in Australia), cold fusion, hydrocatalytic hydrogen energy and various other hopeful monsters could each provide us with almost unlimited cheap energy. But we shouldn’t count on it. The technical, or even theoretical, barriers might prove insuperable. There are plenty of existing alternatives to oil, but none of them is cheap, and none offers a comparable return on investment to the “Energy Majors”.

Currently, geothermal energy provides Indonesia with its best option, which, if developed and a moratorium placed on new oil developments, would certainly be a move towards a greener and self sustainable future.

Oil production for fuel could be halted; the use of petrol and diesel for vehicles is a costly waste of oil’s true potential. Deplete the oil fields and you lose many off the materials we take for granted in our daily lives, although getting rid of Jakarta’s indigenous black plastic bag population would not be a bad thing. Sensible and ecologically sound exploitation at minimal levels would provide Indonesia with raw materials for many hundreds of years without the current need for “production for propulsion”.

The governments move towards LPG for cooking and transportation would at least allow the existing gas fields, which are sufficiently large to provide power for at least a century, to fuel the archipelago until other sustainable fuels are developed.

Weaning the country from the hydrocarbon tit is urgent, and may I add, not only within Indonesia. Unless we accept this the consequences do not bear thinking about!

When the oil runs out and the plantations run dry….. I’d say it was a better day all around for Indonesia!

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Sunday 10 February 2008

Another "WTF" moment

Supermarket Design at its best!

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Pimp My Ride!

I thought I'd seen just about everything until I spotted this designer bike. Not content with imitation leather carrying case on the back, it also had matching trim and paniers around the sides...

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Only in Jakarta!

Saturday 9 February 2008

Dyslexia Rools

I was organising my photographs and discovered this one taken last month.

In Thailand they will print anything on a Tee Shirt and this guy won the "Tee Shirt of the Year" competition hands down.
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Don't think it helped him any as was an ugly bastard.

Psychics predict an Explosive New year!

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I was reading the Jakarta Post this week and discovered this hogwash which passed itself as news during the Chinese New Year celebrations.

Chinese New year has been and gone, the Year of the Pig has snorted into the background while the Year of the rat is padding and scuttling it’s way into our lives.

Astrologers, psychics, Feng Shui practitioners and other fuckwits have gone on record with their expectations for this coming 52 weeks and I’ll be honest – we’re Doooomed.

At least the floods and storms of 2007 have gone but, according to the crystal ball and tea leaf brigade, we are all going to get royally fucked this year.

"The volcanic mounts of Anak Krakatau, Merapi and Kelud, which last year did not generate a relatively huge explosion, may spew their infernal lava this year," Jakarta-based feng shui expert Master Bates told The Jakarta Post, placing the eruptions between March and August.

He carried on, "To tell you the truth, I am so worried about these three volcanoes... I hope this time my prediction misses." Stupid twat, I thought you were the fucking expert. And anyway, what does telling people about where to position their furniture have to do with fortune telling?

In conflict with mainstream Chinese astrology that defines the next year as an "Earth" year, Master Bates now claims that it will be a “Fire” year which supposedly is a mixture off “the sky element with its positive soil and the earth element with its positive water, producing "fire thunder".

So here I am, in my home, watching the thunder and lightning outside, rain pissing down and trying to visualize “fire thunder ” presumably with a bit of “soiled cloth” from within my trousers as I hide my head under the blanket and reach for another cold Bintang to ease my frightened little mind. Fuckwits, the lot of them!

Not to be outdone, in Surabaya another fuckwit, feng shui practitioner Putrid Mong Fuk Yu has had the same vision of the three volcanoes. "I don't know when they will erupt. But if we all repent, they will not explode as a volcanic eruption is actually an admonition of us humans," she said.

Yay for repentance! I shall ask forgiveness for all the wrong things I did last year, most noticeably the

Penis in the Mug trick


I shall also apologise for the night I pissed in the laundry basket when drunk (no picture attached, even I have standards) and all the visits to the Go-Go bars I made when I was in Thailand.

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That should do the trick, the elements should be well pleased at my repentance! (Mum, if you are reading this I’m sorry, I promise to stop smoking and not swear so fucking much as well).

Putrid Mong Fuk Yu carries on with “The positive soil of the sky element will take the form of dried out and infertile soil, triggering water scarcities and extreme drought, particularly for people living on the Equator.” No pardon me, ecologists have been rabbiting on about this for years, placing the blame squarely on global warming, deforestation and pollution. There was me getting it all wrong, it’s the “Sky Element’s” fault – silly me!

But, Master Bates goes even further with his theory on “Fire Rat’s” Apparently they are also seen as posing a threat to warehouses and other combustible assets and business people are warned to be cautious. Fuck me, that’s a no brainer. I’m sure if I saw a rat running past me with its arse on fire heading into a fireworks warehouse I’d be cautious.

Not content with scaring the populace with tales of exploding warehouses, he gets a dig in on politics which he claims “will be less rowdy than last year as the wood element, which symbolizes politicians, does not float up in the Fire Rat year”.

"They (the politicians) may appear to be quiet on the surface but they are scheming their dirty tricks.... Graft allegations by politicians to knock down their rivals will be one of the tricks since in a Fire Rat year, corruption may worsen," Shit on a stick, Master Bates, it’s bloody Indonesia, tell me how the hell corrption can get worse than it has ben?

But, on a lighter and positive note, Dutch-born soothsayer Madame Lololaf has also predicted a year of disasters and agreed with her colleagues on the subject of volcanic eruptions.

She does have some good news -- Indonesian scientists will find a cure for HIV/AIDS (buggered if I know what and where this is going to come from) - but a new mysterious disease will start killing animals.

Great, I presume migratory sheep from the UK will bring Bluetongue and all the bird’s will die preventing the spread of Bird Flu. Or maybe it will be a side effect from the cure for HIV/AIDS.

Take it from me, Fuckwits the lot of them……. But, on a finishing note, this blows the Astrology Myth wide open!

Unforseen