World Traveller, seen it all - my arse.. Singapore Changi Airport opens a window of opportunity for the weary traveller to endure the truly unique Singaporean experience.
Changi Airport is an equal opportunity employer, especially for night staff at the airport when all of the mutants and cretins they are scared to show during the day appear to wreck mayhem on the terminals in an exercise supposed to be clearing up for tomorrow.
Old people control the night at Changi Airport Terminal 1. It seems that the Singaporeans cannot have these guys running around Terminal 2 (it would spoil Singapore Airlines high profile) so the mutants are sent to work on the other terminal……It’s a bit sad really watching the older generation attempt to clean up, while in the process making more mess than originally existed.
While it is understood that everyone needs to work, Singapore has taken this right to new extremes with the exploitation of this aging workforce.
However, the delights do not end there, wait till you visit the toilets. Most people are aware that Singaporean Law makes it an offence if you do not flush the toilet after use. In true Singapore style, rather than have the errant tourist break the law, automatic toilets have been installed to ensure that one does not breach the law of the island. Sit on one of these high tech crappers for more than 45 seconds and the bastard automatically tries to send an enema (Singaporean style) right up you. If you are having a dose of the Singapore Squirts be prepared to have your nether regions washed automatically every 45 seconds, (The guy next door to me was in apparent ecstasy, fucking pervert.)
Forget the Duty Free Shop, ignore the Restaurants’, keep away from the Cinema and the Fitness Centre, sit around, watch the world go by and visit the toilets for that truly unique Changi experience.
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