A first for East Java - Gay Serial Killer Theme Park

Serial Killers are big news in any country, but, here in Indonesia they are a source of income through tourism…

Police recently arrested Very Idam Henyansyah, who they allege (and he has admitted the crimes) killed at least 11 men and women.

Fuelled by gory photos of crime and accident victims, people are flocking to the small village of Jatiwates so they can see this shit for themselves..

The murderer, a 30-year-old unemployed man (known to his friends as Ryan), was arrested in mid-July after police identified a mutilated body as one of his dates. The murder for which he was nicked was committed about 5 km from my house and body parts were found in various locations in Jakarta.

The Police, focused on other possible crimes later dug up more alleged victims, (ironically, in the press it stated that several of these victims had had worked out at a local fitness centre – obviously not veryn good for their health) and it was at this point that hundreds of people descended on Jatiwates - about 640km from the capital Jakarta – (notably famous for its Islamic religious schools) to watch as the boys in brown exhumed bodies from the makeshift graves and to see the suspect as he gave the cops the guided tour around his back gardedn..

In an amazing show of ghoulish behaviour, visitors were interviewed and the statements made are as follows:

"I want to see with my own eyes because it's really hot in the news. So I came on a bus with the neighbours," said Pak “never been to” Warsiti, who traveled from Jember, 175km from Jombang. (Dickhead)


Some women from a Koran-reading group pooled their money to rent a minibus from nearby Mojokerto to see "Ryan's ghost house", while a group of 9-year-old boys said they had come by minivan to see the "corpse diggings". (Lovely idea for a day out girls, never mind the teachings, go visit the zombies and, worse, whose parents would let a bunch of nine year olds visit a crime scene?)


"We are not scared," said Jody Sumarso, 28, who brought his wife and 8-month-old baby on his motorbike, driving 60 km to the village when he heard the story on a local radio. (Another fuckwit, wife and 8 month old baby by motorbike for 60 klick’s to see corpses)

The newspapers further quoted…

Earlier this week, hundreds of people could be seen hanging around near the house, watching and munching on snacks as the police uncovered skeletons and corpses from the yard, despite an overpowering smell.


There was much jostling, and the crowds shouted at a police officer who tried to push people back behind the police line.


Some visitors broke down a wall and damaged a bathroom at Ryan's house. Others turned their sarongs into makeshift hammocks hung on a nearby tree to make their viewing more comfortable.

Brilliant, Indonesia has discovered a new form of theme park, destined to rake in gazillions of Rupiah for the impoverished locals who decided to cash in on the sudden influx of tourists.

First things first, they set up an impromptu market in a rice field near Ryan's house, selling snacks and balloons, while others, realising the true potential rented out their yards as parking lots for visitors' motorbikes and cars.

Police said the murders took place in the past two years, and warned there could be more victims. That should keep the crowds rolling in…….

On with the story….gets better by the minute!!!!!!!

The police Thursday confirmed that serial killer suspect Verry, better known as Ryan, was not mentally ill and was completely conscious when committing the alleged murders. (I’m still trying to figure out how you do shit like that when you are unconscious?)

The police further confirmed that:

“Verry is sensitive and easily gets annoyed and angry. When angry, Verry becomes very impulsive and aggressive, expressing his anger by, for example, throwing, smashing and beating things."  (Not to mention murdering ten health conscious salad munchers)

Verry's personality, the police suggested was the result of being raised in a family that quarreled constantly and a lack of care. Because of his dominating mother, Verry grew up to become a bad tempered, aggressive man who hates women.

"That may accounts for why he is a homosexual and likes to dress in women's clothing," was the statement made by the cops, adding that his mother, had the same bad temper. (But did she dress in women’s clothing?)

East Java Police's spokesman, Captain Major Commander Sergeant Fuckwit , said they would investigate people close to Verry under suspicion that they might also be involved in the alleged murders.

There we have it, a Gay Serial Killer Theme Park and the police planning on leaving no stone unturned in the investigation. I’d better get a move on so I can be first on the “Big Dipper” when they get the funfair working!

On a somber note, there is a possibility that it may become open season on Homosexuals and Cross Dressers!……