Notably, the mysterious Mak Erot, a woman with some very specific skills. Although she does not look it, she has the power to make dicks get bigger, but, in a rather different method from usual.
This legendary lengthener of male members solves self-image problems of Indonesian men with penises and prayer mats.
It is thought that Mak Erot died a while ago, yet, her powers extend beyond the grave giving those less endowed hope of one day achieving the “Big Boy” look.
The craggy, betel nut-chewing woman with a distinctive brown birthmark on her cheek has spawned legions of imitators, while her legitimate heirs are keen to keep up the facade that she's alive lest business die with her.
And it is still big business, the local newspapers (not the English speaking ones I may add) are with packed with ads for "penile paranormals” all claiming to have been trained by Mak Erot.
According to the Kompas daily, Mak Erot passed on her "science" to her five children and sixteen grandchildren who account for her 21 true heirs, a select order of masters of male enhancement.
There has been a consultation with one of her practitioners described in the press as an encounter with the arcane. Sitting in semi-(pardon the pun) darkness, the patient is asked to detail his wishes with the visual aid of a selection of carved wooden phalluses. ( I read that as “Pick a size, any size”, simple yet effective!)
Afterwards, the diagnosis and the promises. On this occasion the “Dick Doctor” intones that the client's appendage is "fairly average," and offers to conjour up a six-centimetre (2.3-inch) extension.
The prescription for such whopping growth is a 10-day course of eating and drinking mystery concoctions and secret potions, with the first dose of bitter berries to be taken immediately, washed down with dark brown liquid.
An assistant then brings a phallus-shaped bamboo tube containing a roll of sticky coconut rice that has to be swallowed whole to avoid what is described ominously as "terrible genital consequences".
The consultation ends with a vegetable oil that the client must promise to apply daily with a specific hand action from base to tip. (I read that as “having a wank” And err, no eating green bananas or citronella.
The daily cost for treatment is between 700,000 and one million rupees (70-100 dollars), depending on the options selected.
So there you have it, a dick extension in 10 days which costs US$1,000. It’s a lot of money for an Indonesian, but, it seems there are many willing to pay the price.
I can only see one problem if it catches on in Papua, the natives will need to “Upsize”
I sense a marketing opportunity on the horizon!
so now everybody's on a penis run.
ReplyDeletebtw, what are you doing going there?
and yes, how much they charge?
Dilli,
ReplyDeleteI am impressed with the numbers that this post generated when news of the old bird's death broke.
Apparently she died late June (28th I read somewhere)and they had been keeping the news on ice.
However, to ensure the knowledge passes the family is embarking on a 140 day fast. I am guessing this is from sunrise to sunset because I would have thought that the number of direct descendents of the legendary penis lengthener would be somewhat less in number ater a 140 days without food.
This would definitely not be good for business!