Monday 7 April 2008

On IT staff and mental warfare

I finally managed to get this done on our IT guys computer yesterday, poor fucker was flumoxed and clearly could not get to the problem. After 30 minutes I fessed up and he was strangely silent for the rest of the day!


1. Take a screen shot of your target's computer. (Windows key + Print Screen)
2. Paste the screen shot into the Windows Paintbrush program, and save it as a jpg file.
3. Set this picture as the desktop wallpaper.
4. Close or Minimize ALL windows.
5. Grab the task bar at the bottom and move it to the top or the side. Also change the properties of it so that it auto hides.
6. Hide all desktop icons."

I spent the rest of the day playing my favourite game without interuption
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1 comment:

  1. Back in the days of DOS we edited the prompt to something like "Drive C error. Press any key to reformat Drive C". We then sat back and enjoyed watching the boss cycle power to his computer for half the morning.

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