Tits out in Tangerang

Forget the Blok M for naughty pursuits; even during Ramadan there were alternative sources of nudity to waken even the todger of the most devout.

There are many ways a developer will force people from their land if those residents are unwilling to sell. There is no compulsory purchase law that can be applied and the usual tactics are burning the houses (Electrical Fault said the investigators as they pocketed their brown envelopes) or, as was the case in Tangerang cut the access to the Kampung and force them out that way.

"We can't let this happen. The developer has blocked our kampung with a wall and now they are adding an embankment, leaving no access for us to get in and out," Rosidah, one of the housewives, said.

She said the developer was trying to intimidate some 50 families who still refused to sell their land to the developer at the very low prices offered.

"We just need access in and out of our kampung. Our children need to go to school. The developer cannot confine us here," Sutini, another housewife, said.

What were the locals to do, no politician to back and support them, not enough money to obtain legal advice, their husbands were presumably sleeping the day away and big burly workmen were trying to block them in. Easy, mount a sexual attack on the devout workers who must refrain from sexual activity and impure thoughts during the day.

Sneaking up on their prey, twenty housewives staged a rally at the building site and simultaneously took off their dresses to protest and hopefully shock the workers starting construction of a business complex.

The now naked and angry housewives threw bricks and debris at several excavating machines around the kampong, presumably while the workers averted their eyes from this heaving mass of female flesh (Not, bet they all ran to the nearest toilet block to knock one out)

The subdistrict chief Imafuckwit, who came to the scene during the protest, claimed to be powerless against the developer, but admitted that the ladies should be allowed to protest in this manner whenever they wished..

The saddest thing about the whole issue is that the construction companies public relations manager Lies Arus denied that the developer blocked access to the kampung.

"What we are just trying to protect the site. The area is being developed into a shopping center with a number of stores built near the village. We will hand the stores over to the owners inthe near future, so we need to protect them," she told The Jakarta Post.

To me that say’s that the fifty families are thieves and as soon as the shopping centre opens they will be in to blag all that they can.

The developer claimed that they had offered to relocate the locals to other places within the area , but no agreement had been made.

If someone had called me or suggested that I was a thieving bastard I doubt I would “agree” anything with them.

Better dash, I hear the girls are protesting today at 2pm and again at 4pm, cover charge is 30,000 rupiah…a bargain!