Saturday 14 January 2006

Scrambled Egg

Armaments from complex weapons systems to simple uniform supplies were on display on Thursday at a one-day exhibition of locally made military and police products in Jakarta.

Ministry research and development head Feri Fuckwit said the exhibition was aimed at showcasing locally manufactured high-tech military equipment, including armored vehicles, weaponry systems, and personnel carriers.

One popular exhibit, which caught the attention of a Military Guy Col. I. Am, A. Fuckwit, was the "PT Make yer self look more important than you are Ltd" display of military and police uniform decorations.. My current uniform and decorations makes me look like a Satpam or a Parking Atendant at Carrefour.

Brilliant, just what the Army needs – not advanced weaponry but more Mickey Mouse and Scrambled Egg for the uniforms, oh yes and bigger Badges for the front of their cars so they can park anywhere (whats new) ………without the help of the Parking Attendant at Carrefour!

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