Who would you do?

It appears that celeb’s are not only people to drool over on the big or small screen here in Indonesia, apparently you can shag them as well!

Perhaps this is not strictly speaking true, however, a number of Jakarta’s well heeled fuckwits believed that this was the case and guess what….got scammed.

Needless to say, the far from perfect scam came to an end last week when they were busted, presumably by plain clothes cops trying to knock one out over an “A” listers nubile young body.

On the website, www.hartono-sejakdulu.com, the suspects Hartono, alias Ramdoni Fuckwit , and his wife Fitriani, alias Ririn Fuckwit , offered punters the chance to shag movie and TV stars with the going rate being around 20 million rupiah (US$ 1,600) and 60 million rupiah (US$ 5,000) a shot.

From the good old Jakarta Post ……..

"The suspects displayed their phone number on the site to take orders from clients. The clients were then asked to transfer the money to the suspects' accounts," said the city police's spokesman.

"The suspects even used the artists' names for the accounts, so the clients believed they were really paying the artists they wanted to go out with. They were not aware they had been duped."
Before each "date", the suspects asked the clients to come to a hotel.

"But instead of meeting the artists, they were offered other date partners as compensation,"
Andy, alias Roy, alias Fuckwit, was one of the victims, having lost Rp 46 million (US$ 3,900) that he transferred to Hartono's bank account. (Notably, it is not mentioned whose knickers he thought he was gaining entry to)

"We've actually had several calls from other victims, but they were reluctant to file a report because they were embarrassed," commented the police, citing this as the main reason that the scam had been active for two tears and is estimated to have taken hundreds of thousands of dollars in the process.

The police also confiscated two cars, a motorcycle, several ATM cards and two cell phones as evidence.

It also transpired that the names of the website designers came to light with the gentlemen concerned being Hendrawan and Eri Arvan - director and marketing officer, respectively, of IT firm PT Surya Lintas Global who now apparently are looking at up to six years inside and fines of Rp 1 billion. (US$ 84,000)

It just so happens that my bonus has hit my account and I'm trying to see if Jade Goody is free next week.....