Sunday 23 November 2008

Would you like Chips with that sir?

Yup, just when you thought it was safe to take the tinfoil from your head, proof is uncovered that living so close to the equator will scramble ones brains and cause fuckwits to come up with new “ideas” to solve problems…

This time, it’s the Papuan provincial legislative council who wishes to protect people from the “bad Aids”

What are they going to do…MICROCHIP the bastards. (Well, the one’s who still want to fuck anyway)

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Here’s the deal!
1)
The Bill  requires everyone to take HIV/AIDS tests so that preventative measures can be taken early on.
2)
Microchips would be implanted in people living with HIV/AIDS who were deemed to be “aggressive”. (Note, “Aggressive means actively seeking sexual intercourse.)

The 40-article-long bylaw also stipulates that the Papuan Aids Commission executive director should be a physician who understands epidemiology, the roles of religious institutions and audit the accreditation of NGOs working in the field of HIV/AIDS. Seems to me they missed out anything about Human Rights.

The number of people living with HIV/AIDS in Papua is increasing, with 319 new cases reported so far this year as of October, taking the total to 4,114 reported cases, another statistic gives a figure of 47% of Indonesia’s HIV/AIDs victims are in Papua.

How this has arisen is another matter entirely, bearing in mind that until very recently this area was home to head hunters, cannibals, tree dwellers and a myriad of spirits which maintained the balances of life. (Or so I am reliably informed)

Late last century, Miners, Loggers, Drillers and exploiters of all varieties descended into Papua’s interior over the years and did exactly the same as the Western civilisations did during their colonisation’s of old…extracted wealth and left disease in it’s place.

Seems to me that education rather than microchips may be the better solution…


Edit: For clarity I would like to point out that the last sentence was aimed at the Legislators, suggesting that they required education, not the victims! Thank you anonymous for bringing this to my attention...now if you could also clean my Luaks cage......
 

4 comments:

  1. Love the photo, the dog looks bored shitless and the kid in the back is grabbing a bit of tit! apart from that why don't they chip EVERYBODY in Indonesia? the Papua people don't have any rights they've been used and abused for years, nothings changed.

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  2. Can't resist this one.

    "Seems to me that education rather than microchips may be the better solution…"

    FFS, they were doing quite well until yet another load of disease ridden bule turned up and dinkled them all (can't see the attraction myself), could you kind explain why the fucking hell they need education?

    I'd like to see you catch a monkey with two sticks and a bit of string, perhaps they aren't so stupid?

    Next thing, you will be telling me that bules are going to get charged more for BBM (motor fuel)....

    I can just imagine the looks of indignation on the faces of some you, the response was well worth it. (especially for old ginjal tunggal)

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  3. I think I should maybe have written the last sentence differently.

    I meant to imply that the legislative authorities were in need of education, not the victims....

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  4. "FFS, they were doing quite well until yet another load of disease ridden bule turned up and dinkled them all (can't see the attraction myself),"

    Yawn..Wit and Wisdom such a difficult concept for some.

    Fantastic Picture tho

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