It was quietly pointed out that the original submission was, not to put too fine a point on it - brutal.
It was also pointed out that I would never be allowed into the said establishment for the monthly Oil, Gas & Minimg free beers if they found out what I had originally written. (Not that I have ever been there for this freebie in the past)
So, discretion being the better part of valour I have ammended the submission to read as follows:
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"Next Up was the BBQ itself "
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The last bit of the posting made reference to the new advertising craze where a bar sends an SMS to let you know what's happening. I deleted that paragraph as well.
For all you people out there who receive nuisance calls, SMS or MMS. Block them! Check out a web site called http://www.killermobile.com. Get a product called Blackballer and keep all this unwanted intrusion away from you door. Also handy if like me you inherited a telephone number from someone of gregarious nature with "hunners" of lady friends... (Good for the Bank Manager as well)
Happy now!
You should be on the Xomedy Channel. Very funny stuff and I'm sure it is all true. Nothing is funnier than real life!
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Pretty sad that a ligitimate complaint seems to mean that anyone could be barred from said establishment !!?? However, I disagree and know that Glen would certainly want to know of such. Keep writing and ignore the ignorant twats.
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