While the police were still investigating the motives behind the recent attempted bombing in East Jakarta, and whether the suspect belonged to any radical groups, other regions beefed up security.Towns in Central Java, Bali and Sulawesi dispatched more police personnel to guard shopping malls and housing complexes.
Bomb-torn Bali warned its residents, especially hotel managers, restaurant owners, and people who run entertainment venues and boarding houses, to be more vigilant.
Once again , practical advice from the brown shirted law men was given, only this time it was even more ludicrous than normal."If they sense something suspicious about visitors, they should prevent them from leaving and call the police. And don't hesitate to check on the belongings of newcomers renting a place or a room," Bali Police chief Insp. Gen. Fuckwit was quoted as saying by Antara News..
BRILLIANT.
Shopkeeper 1: “Oh look, that man may have a bomb under his coat”
Shopkeeper 2: “You prevent him from leaving and I’ll get a policeman”
Shopkeeper 1: “Okay-dokey Skip. Excuse me Pak Potential Bomber, I must prevent you from leaving the – OH FUCK - BANG
The most recent attempt was a homemade low-grade explosive, consisting of a pipe filled with gunpowder and buckshot pellets. This was detonated at an A&W restaurant on the mall's ground floor. The city had not seen a bomb blast for three years.
Previously there were nearly annual blasts for the four years following the Philippines Embassy bombing in Menteng, Central Jakarta, in 2000.
Dont you just love it here!
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