Sunday, 29 March 2009
Putting things in perspective - Situ Gintung
It is said that a picture tells a thousand words and these images from a young Indonesian girl called Maria Yuniar are both telling and poignant.....Maria has been involved in disaster management and at one point was a a freelance photographer.
Her shots are printed with her permission and her title for these images was Tears of Situ Gintung
What was once......
Smashed
Hunting
Lost
What was once....
Covered
Clean Up
Prayers
Devastation
What was once!
Friday, 27 March 2009
It was a natural disaster - my arse!
RUSTAM PAKAYA: No, no. This is a natural, natural…
GEOFF THOMPSON: A natural disaster?
RUSTAM PAKAYA: Yes, natural disaster.
GEOFF THOMPSON: What is the thinking about why this happened though? I mean, it was lots of rain, but why did the dam wall break?
RUSTAM PAKAYA: Oh, I have no comment about this.
GEOFF THOMPSON: At the disaster site yesterday, grown men who have always lived alongside the lake told us that never in their lives had the walls of the dam been maintained or repaired.
Wednesday, 25 March 2009
Ampera Raya - Something stranger every day!
Raising the profile - Taxi Drivers Redemption
Jakarta is famous for it's first impression as you step into the kretek laden air outside the airport - Taxi touts and vehicles which are perhaps the most un-roadworthy in South East Asia.
Choose a name, Diamond, Kosti Jaya, Prestasi, (the list is endless) but they are all much of a same same when it comes to fleecing people. Mistaking your intended destination for another similar sounding street at the opposite side of town, meter fiddling (if there is a functioning meter), stoping to pick up a "friend" (read potential assailant and robber) or just plain stupid with driving skills like a contestant in the Cannonball Run, they are reknowned for their tricks and general sleekitness.
I was therefore pleasantly surprised to read this in the Jakarta Globe, an act of kindness and human dignity that changed my overall view on these guys!
A Jakarta taxi company on Tuesday began offering a year’s worth of free rides to underprivileged children with cancer to and from their group home to the hospital.
Express Group Taxis is working with the Indonesian Care for Cancer Kids Foundation, or YKAKI, to provide free-ride coupons to children with cancer who live at the Rumah Kita shelter to the Cipto Mangunkusumo, Saint Carolus or Dharmais hospitals.
“Most children in Rumah Kita come from outside Jakarta and are financially disadvantaged,” said Pinta Manullang, co-founder of YKAKI and Rumah Kita.
She said many of the patients came to Jakarta to seek better medical treatment. Most of these families struggled with the higher cost of living in the capital, she said.
Royanti — a 31-year-old from Riau Islands Province who has lived with her 9-year-old daughter, Yulia Pratami, in Jakarta since 2006 — said that life in the capital was difficult. Yulia suffers from ovarian cancer.
“Free taxis sound simple, but they will help people like me,” she said. Royanti only pays Rp 5,000 (42 cents) a day for accommodation and meals for her and Yulia.
Pinta, who lost a son to cancer, said treatment was not the only critical factor in a child’s healing process. “They need to know people still care,” she said.
For now, the program is only available for children from Rumah Kita. They can use the service for the next year whenever they need to go to the hospital. Each child will receive two taxi coupons a day.
Someone recently mentioned to me that there is genuine kindness out there, but, unfortunately the press chooses only to print what they consider as "saleable commodity stories from Jakarta's dark underbelly"
After reading that story, I think I am beginning so see things a little more clearly these days! Not everything is as dark as it is painted.
There is a season for everything!
Indonesia oficially has two seasons, dry and rainy! We are still officialy in the rainy season, but a cutting from the Jakarta Post informed me on another season I knew nothing about!
"About 20 women allegedly soliciting themselves for kawin kontrak (unregistered or contractual marriage) were arrested by Cisarua Police in several places in Bogor last wek.
The women would come to villas and boarding houses in Warung Kaleng and Gang Sempit in Puncak, soliciting themselves to mostly Arab-descent people who were on vacation in the area.
One of the women, Aryati, explained that the kawin kontrak season started next month.
Unregistered marriages are widespread in Indonesia, a predominantly Muslim nation, because they are still recognized under religious law. By pronouncing talaq (divorce in Arabic) three times, a husband can annul the marriage under Islam.
Ssssshh, and turn out the lights!
The complete silence today is far removed from the hullaballoo of yesterday when the parade took place. Traditionally hundreds of Ogoh-ogoh (papier-mache dolls), are carried through the streets to force the bad spirits to flee and get rid of other “bad vibes” lingering on the island.
The Balinese claim that it is a way of setting the universe to rights, restoring the balance of the universe and creating a state of “somya” (perfect peace) for today’s activities which can be described as the day they do fuck all.!
The three main gateways to Bali, Ngurah Rai International Airport, the Gilimanuk ferry crossing and the Padang Bai ferry crossing all closed either late last night or early this morning and the populace stop almost everything (this includes all activities involving lighting fires, working, traveling,looking for entertainment, watching TV, Facebook, Play Station, ripping of tourists, selling dodgy real estate and purveying the traditional salmonella flavoured satay).
As with most things in Indonesia, there is a religious body involved, the Hindu arm of the the State Department of Religious Affairs (Parisadha Hindu Dharma Indonesia), who’s job it is to oversee the celebrations.
In addition, patrols are in place, roaming both town and village, seeking silence breakers, lamp lit houses, and not surprisingly issuing fines for such infractions. It used to be that Nyepi was a day of self control and mental cleansing, it seem’s to have become considered as one Balinese put it “ an exercise in cultural discipline, and an occasion for ethnic tensions to be resolved -- at least for one day -- by the rule of law and the threat of violence.”
This religious bureaucracy is also now responsible for approving "Nyepi dispensations," allowing hospitals and ambulances to continue operations, and for monitoring air traffic control to ensure only emergency landings and take off’s at Denpasar.
Surprisingly, there is a green “plus” . The state electricity company (the same crowd that ask for a bribe to reconnect my power when they cut a cable) monitored power usage on Bali last year and calculated that the days indolence saved three billion rupiah (US$326,087), while, using the figures for transport, an estimate figures that 200,000 vehicles and 80 commercial aircrafts were prohibited from operating.
This resulted in the reduction of carbon emissions of between 20,000 and 30,000 tons.
But, all that aside, Nyepi has also become a major tourist attraction with the luxury hotels offering Nyepi packages, aimed at tourists, expats who reside in Bali (and who cannot stand the idea of a day without electricity) and ironically, wealthy Balinese whose “somya” cannot be gained in the absence of first class food and accommodation.
Best of both worlds, choose which one you want to inhabit while gaining "Carbon Credit.
Friday, 13 March 2009
Thursday, 12 March 2009
Getting the message across......
Yup, that's right, instead of getting a free shampoo you get free dandruff....
But, it's got to be better than......
I'll buy this to ensure I never loose one again!
Election Update!
Solving the cities problems with his underwear worn outside his trousers, or alternatively, win votes by letting the voters know that you are an Indonesian Soap stars father!
Better still, rather than debate about ones diplomatic abilities, just put your abilities on a poster!
Brilliant! I bet the US and UK spindoctors are paying attention as to how this election will be won!
Bite my Balls!
This little gem from Antara News Agency found itself syndicated world-wide regarding a "painful" incident in Sulewesi:
Bone Bolango - A villager in Bone Bolango district, Gorontalo Province, had to be rushed to hospital on Tuesday after a horse bit off one of his testicles.
The incident occurred when the the victim, Haris, 35, was unloading sand from a horse-drawn cart at a construction site. A witness told Antara on Wednesday that the animal suddenly lunged at Haris and sank its teeth into his crotch.
As bystanders attempted to load Haris into a car to take the badly injured man to Aloe Saboe Hospital, one of the bystanders spotted a piece of flesh on the pavement, which proved to be one of Haris’s testicles. The severed organ was also sent to the hospital.
“Luckily the horse did not chew up or swallow Haris’ testicle but spewed it onto the pavement so I picked it up and brought it to the doctor at the hospital where the victim is being treated,” the witness added.
Meanwhile, Budi, 70, the owner of the horse, said the horse was domesticated but at times it turned wild and bit people if it was upset.
“Sometimes we have to be careful when we are near the horse,” Budi said, adding that the animal once bit a chicken that disturbed it while it was grazing.
One can only wonder if the "bawbag" reattachment was successful?
Sorry, but I have been celebrating...
Where the final tally was 34 bottles of this...
Eight bottles of red, Six bottles of white and then off to the bar later!
The next day, a refresher was required and even I was f*cking shocked at the bill.....
Wednesday, 4 March 2009
Hardened Criminals with Swollen Goods
Apparently six armed men entered a Womens Reproductive Health Clinic in Surabaya and turned the place over, taking the majority of the available stock in the process.
Local police official Iyam Baffled said the masked men coshed the guard on the head before blagging several thousand condoms and other contraceptives from the shelves, cracked the safe and fucked off with about $1,000.
Police have already staked out the notorious “Dolly” red light area in the town on the off chance that the perpetrators will attempt to launder their loot!
Sunday, 1 March 2009
Who would you do?
Perhaps this is not strictly speaking true, however, a number of Jakarta’s well heeled fuckwits believed that this was the case and guess what….got scammed.
Needless to say, the far from perfect scam came to an end last week when they were busted, presumably by plain clothes cops trying to knock one out over an “A” listers nubile young body.
On the website, www.hartono-sejakdulu.com, the suspects Hartono, alias Ramdoni Fuckwit , and his wife Fitriani, alias Ririn Fuckwit , offered punters the chance to shag movie and TV stars with the going rate being around 20 million rupiah (US$ 1,600) and 60 million rupiah (US$ 5,000) a shot.
From the good old Jakarta Post ……..
"The suspects displayed their phone number on the site to take orders from clients. The clients were then asked to transfer the money to the suspects' accounts," said the city police's spokesman.
"The suspects even used the artists' names for the accounts, so the clients believed they were really paying the artists they wanted to go out with. They were not aware they had been duped."
Before each "date", the suspects asked the clients to come to a hotel.
"But instead of meeting the artists, they were offered other date partners as compensation,"
Andy, alias Roy, alias Fuckwit, was one of the victims, having lost Rp 46 million (US$ 3,900) that he transferred to Hartono's bank account. (Notably, it is not mentioned whose knickers he thought he was gaining entry to)
"We've actually had several calls from other victims, but they were reluctant to file a report because they were embarrassed," commented the police, citing this as the main reason that the scam had been active for two tears and is estimated to have taken hundreds of thousands of dollars in the process.
The police also confiscated two cars, a motorcycle, several ATM cards and two cell phones as evidence.
It also transpired that the names of the website designers came to light with the gentlemen concerned being Hendrawan and Eri Arvan - director and marketing officer, respectively, of IT firm PT Surya Lintas Global who now apparently are looking at up to six years inside and fines of Rp 1 billion. (US$ 84,000)
It just so happens that my bonus has hit my account and I'm trying to see if Jade Goody is free next week.....