In a country where robbery and deception is the norm, police are no strangers to people stealing anything that is not bolted down (and even then they are not surprised) but they have got to be wondering WTF at the latest heist.
Apparently six armed men entered a Womens Reproductive Health Clinic in Surabaya and turned the place over, taking the majority of the available stock in the process.
Local police official Iyam Baffled said the masked men coshed the guard on the head before blagging several thousand condoms and other contraceptives from the shelves, cracked the safe and fucked off with about $1,000.
Police have already staked out the notorious “Dolly” red light area in the town on the off chance that the perpetrators will attempt to launder their loot!
Sorry for the spelling, but many keys on this flaming thing don't work.
ReplyDeleteFred Fuckwit
Surya,
ReplyDeleteI amended your post only by removing two names, (and fixing the spelling you apologised for) but yes, you are correct, there are lots of good things in this country and I should probably print more of them to even the balance.
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Sorry Dilli, but you know? I'm bored of this shit. Go back to your homeland and spout the same crap about about robbery and deception, and maybe you'll get a welcoming ear, particularly if you are talking about the local shops, but your continual crapping on about your adopted home as some sort of hotbed of thievery shows that the best you do for "mingling' is to get shitfaced with others in Jakarta.
Get out of the door and find a bit of life outside Jakarta bule holes, either that or go back home (wherever that may be) and drown a few tree rats after drowning your sorrows in Bucky.
Like I said " Sepurane mas", but you have been around wankers for far to long and are becoming pretty bitter instead of enjoying the place like a few of us a capable of doing.Indonesia is for the most part refreshingly OK - enjoy it.
Cider is also refreshingly OK. A new taste for the Pribumi generation ay SP? ;)
ReplyDeleteGet old JuPe in for the Ad campaign.
I reckon there are plenty of good things in this country, but happy babies don't sell news. If it bleeds, it leads.
ReplyDeletePossibly a bit harsh, but it really is true is you can try for a moment to forget the stories about the "girlfriend" who robbed the wallet, or the driver who syphoned the petrol out of the car.
ReplyDeleteI can honestly say that I have never suffered as a result of dishonesty, and in fact the contrary - after going through a phase of leaving credit cards and wallet on the top of a few ATM's, I have always got stuff back.
Perhaps I am a bit too "local", I don't know, I've got some good local mates who like a few beers and a good laugh as do I. Of course it could be my cider which keeps me in a permanent semi-haze of reality...
Get yourself down to East Java for the weekend and partake in our rural charms. You'll find one at least most exceedingly refreshing.