Visitor brings 'shabu' to jail

There are many stories about the amount of drugs available behind bars, but the Jakarta Post was able to explain how it appears to be getting smuggled in!

JAKARTA: A visitor to Central Jakarta's Salemba Penitentiary was arrested for smuggling 30 grams of crystal methamphetamine (known as shabu-shabu) in her sanitary pad.

The 20-year-old woman was at the penitentiary to visit a friend.

"When a female officer searched her, she found something wedged in the woman's private area," said penitentiary head Bambang Sumardiono, as quoted by detik.com Monday.

The woman said she was menstruating, but the inspecting officer insisted on a further search, uncovering five packs of shabu-shabu.

AK, the person SW was to visit, was put in an isolation room after the discovery, Bambang said.

"He (the inmate) admitted he knew her. Our internal sanction was to place him in the isolation cell."

Thorough belonging and body checks for inmate visitors are important for reducing narcotics distribution inside the penitentiary, Bambang added.

Seems like the new slogan at the jail is “Say No to Crack”

Just Checking In

I've done nothing, absolutely nothing....when was the last time you had the opportunity to do "sweet F*ck all"



And it is great!

A Short Break

It's been hectic, no time to get anything other than work finished, off to Thailand for a break...bad news on the horizon though, it seems that because today is a religious festival the bars are closed tonight.

No Ping Pong shows tonight then......

Vodka

Specifically Chinese Vodka

Do not ever, ever drink it

pɹıǝʍ oƃ ʇsod noʎ ƃuıɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ sǝʞɐɯ ʇı

Thanks to Rima, I forgot the website address for upside down

Nee how, Nae Dug

Arrived in Beijing late on Friday night and when I was guzzling some breakfast before my trip back to the airport, this headline stood out..

Sale of Dog Meat Banned during Olympics.

The canine cuisine has been struck from the menus of officially designated Olympic restaurants and Beijing tourism officials are telling other outlets to discourage consumers from ordering dishes made from dogs.

Waiters and waitresses should "patiently" suggest other options to diners who order dog, it said, quoting city tourism bureau Vice Director Xiong Yumei.

Dog, known in Chinese as "xiangrou," or "fragrant meat," is eaten for its purported health-giving qualities.

I know that In Sichuan I have been offered it and basically declined (Ah'm no fucking eating that - with the Scottish accent even the interpreter did not understand but the body language worked)

Dogs in China can apparently breathe easy for another couple off weeks before open season starts again!

Holy Shit

Stat Counter has gone crazy, hundreds of hits today, then I looked at the links, appears that Mak Erot died two days ago, some website in the USA has reported on Indonesia's grandmother of Penis extension and I get bombarded because of an earlier posting....

And, thank you to the dirty fuckwit motherfucker shithead thief that stole my Bose Noise canceling Headphones, iPod and Tunetal recorder this morning. SQ 953 was not busy from Jakarta to Singapore this morning and neither were the roads from Pondok Indah to the airport, so I grabbed the earlier flight.

Got off the plane and I was not even off the jetway when I realised I has left my "audio/visual" kit in the seat pocket. Got back on board and guess what, stolen.

You sad sick motherfucker naughty person...I hope you choke!

Ah well, replacements bought in Terminal Three's Apple Store but I did not really need to spend S$ 1,000 today!

Bugger, Bugger, Bugger

It's been a bugger of a week, a trip to Sumatra, scurrying around to get a Chinese Visit Visa (a lot more difficult than before due to the Olympics, funny I thought it would have been easier) and getting on with "fings" in general.

Off to China today until next Wednesday, a day back in Jakarta and then 18 days in Thailand.....bugger, bugger, bugger!

On the plus side, my daughter was tasked with recording, either on audio or video with one of her parents reading their favourite poem...

Here is the result!

The Walrus and the Carpenter

Oh, and regarding the link on the left - Top Scotish Websites - there canot be many computer literate bastards in Scotland as it proclaims me to be Number1.

How that can be achieved with 3 visitors I have no idea.. Do me a favour and click the fucker to make the visit numbers better.....

Back soon!

Apologies to Rima

I realised that I had hotlinked your blog address incorrectly...

Fixed (Sory about that)

For those that cannot be arsed to find the link go here!

A very clever girl

Wanna get laid in Jakarta?

Hidden in the Classified's

Browsing the Jakarta Post yesterday I came across a "small add" offering nightlife tours in Jakarta, US$ 125 for a threee hour educational tour. It seemed quite strange, all that money for what?

In the advert was a website address so being the investigative type I checked it out....and an interesting aray of "tour options" were listed, not al off them off the family variety!

JAKARTA AFTER DARK offers exclusive nightlife tours of the hottest spots in Jakarta to meet the most available women, allowing you to fulfill your desire. Night clubs, bars, street line-ups, hotel massage services, massage parlours, spas, pick-up joints, dispatchers, and escort agencies/houses are all yours to experience.

Come and get it big boy



Interestingly, the site also offers the following service....

If you are a business owner or a high level executive with spending limits or a corporation, JAKARTA AFTER DARK can provide you with a business invoice from unrelated service company for my private services and what ever amount of money you spend in between.

In that case, my services will become totally deductable and you will be able to charge them as a business expense in your company.

Different invoice subjects can be proposed based on your business activity: transportation, consulting services, conferences, training, translation services, marketing services, web promotion, etc.

I have just realised I have to do my expenses today, better contact these wonderful people and get a few receipts....em, er, just in case (If you know what I mean)