A husband in the Indonesian capital Jakarta was reported to the local authorities by his two wives for being lazy and refusing to work.Odita Fuckwit, 26, a jobless husband in Jakarta, was detained by North Jakarta city police after his wives Neli Fuckwit, 26, and Turaya Fuckwit, 31, reported that they were sick of their husband pretending to be sick to avoid working.
“I decided to pretend to be sick for a week because I’m embarrassed for being jobless,” said Rahman. He also mentioned that he was mainly just lazy.Rahman married his first wife Neli Simanjuntak three years ago and his second wife Turaya in the last six months.
He has been jobless since and depending on his wives’ paychecks for his daily needs. “I need ½ a million Rupiah each month for the Viagra to satisfy these bitches and about another million for the beer and fags to keep me occupied during the day.
Rahman is charged under Indonesian marriage law and faces a maximum of five years in jail if found guilty in court.
“His case is very unique,” a north Jakarta police chief was quoted as saying.
“I’m very sorry that I have been lazy,” Rahman said. But, in my defence shagging the two of them leaves me completely fucked in the mornings.
"All night threesomes can be tiring and this pair are as horny as weasels in heat! If there was a legal sex shop in Jakarta I’d buy a pair of dildo’s so they could get into the lesbian stuff and I could watch and wank myself off! That way I may be able to have the strength to wake up and go to work! "
Some people have all the luck!
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