Going Apeshit

Jakarta’s Ragunan Zoo has a large primate area, within which, among Monkey’s and Orang Utang live three male gorillas, Kumbo, Kihi and Komum. A comfortable area is afforded them, privacy if they wish it, however, they have been diagnosed with a problem which, it seems is raising more than a concerned eyebrow.

To put it plainly they are fucking horny!




Feeding them shedfulls of fruit and vegetables has them gaining weight and not helping their tempers any!

The Jakarta Post reported

But a big, fat hairy solution is on the way - in the shape of a female mate to ease their loneliness, once the zoo has built an enclosure and the zookeepers are fully trained


"We concluded it was time for them to mate because they have grown into young adults. And are still virgins," said a Zoo Spokesman.


Howletts Wild Animal Park in the United Kingdom, where the three boys came from, has agreed to send a female in exchange for 12 Indonesian primates.


Ten have already been sent, with the other two to be flown over once the female gorilla arrives in town.


"We do not know her name or age yet. But she should be around seven to eight years old, the age of maturity for a female gorilla," Bambang said, adding it was not certain when the lovely lady would arrive.


The zoo plans to let her mate naturally with the boys, who are now on strict diets to overcome their weight issues.


Kumbo, who at 13 is the eldest and the most aggressive, will score the first date.

Nobody paid that much attention to me as I was growing up with three brothers!