Popped Cherry?

A controversial proposal to conduct virginity tests on female high school students in Indramayu regency, West Java, has been dropped following strong objections from students, parents and activists.
They said the plan violated human rights and constituted harassment against women.

Indramayu Regent Irianto Fuckwit came up with the idea last week after two high school students were caught having sex on video. It appears that it took numerous viewings of the said video to reach that conclusion. The regents staff were also caught up in the incident with multiple visits to Hero Supermarket to re-supply the rapidly depleting stocks of Kleenex in the palace.

The video, which runs for around three minutes, involves a 16-year-old female student and 17-year-old male student, both from state run senior high schools in the regency.

(If my memory serves me correctly I was capable of a lot longer than three minutes when I was that age.)

Indramayu Health Agency Director Suwardi Fuckwit said his agency had not received any instructions from the regent regarding the conducting of tests. "I would not do it unless there is an order from the regent," he said.

However, he said it would not be easy to conduct such tests as out of some 16,000 senior high school students in the regency, half were female students. The regency has 78 senior high schools, of which 46 are state schools. (Ah the thought, 8,000 pairs of legs to be spread and checked)

Although the plan has been dropped, the Health Agency Human Resources department confirmed that many applications for the position of “ Hymen Inspectors” have been received including a surprise CV from a certain Mr. G. Glitter