Turd Degree Robbery

Brilliant

The latest news from the Jakarta Post

"Excuse us madam, we're going to take your belongings," a robber informed his victim after gagging her and binding her hands and feet with her own silk shawl.

The 72-year-old woman was sleeping when five men entered her house on Jl. Kebagusan, South Jakarta, Thursday morning. They made off with Rp 50 million in cash, (about US$ 5,000) jewelry, and two of her family's cars.

A blue handkerchief was placed under a tree right next to a pile of fresh human excrement -- the robbers' trademarks. (Told you this was a good one)

Just two months ago in Jagakarsa, South Jakarta, robbers tied up their victim, politely asked for their car keys, and left behind them a blue handkerchief and a pile of excrement. (Same old shit)
The victim said the robbers struck at 1 a.m. when everyone was asleep. She also said noises from the yard disturbed her sleep. (presumably the crooks coiling one down)

She went to investigate, running into five men in her house. They threatened to hurt her if she screamed.

The victim further said the robbers were gone in less than 30 minutes. (Was that one turd or five?)

She said the robbers took off on three motorcycles, taking two of off her cars (does she have more than two?)

Here is the best bit!.

"We are looking for clues to substantiate the theory the two robberies were the work of the same gang," said the Pasar Minggu Police Chief Adj. Comr. Heru Purnowo.

Very much a case of “No shit Sherlock”.