Ouch

Men in Jakarta are lining up to have electric shocks delivered to their testicles as part of a new contraceptive treatment.

Fertility expert Dr Joni Fuckwit, who runs one of the clinics offering the service, said the small electric shock makes men temporarily infertile by stunning their sperm into a state of immobility. (Has he never tried intraveous Bintang, apparently this has the same effect without the voltage)

He said: "We attach electrodes to either side of the testicles and send low electricity currents flowing through them.

"This stuns the sperm, effectively putting them to sleep for up to 10 days, which means couples can have sex without fear of getting pregnant.

"The method does not kill the sperm permanently and it does not affect the patient's health."
Dr Fuckwit added patients were now lining up at his fertility clinic in Jakarta Seletan for the shock treatment, as it had none of the problems attached to using condoms, the male pill or having a vasectomy.

He added: "We are hoping to have a small battery powered version on sale in the shops in the near future."